CARDCATURE · PERSONALISED TRADING CARDS

PUT MUM OR DAD ON A TRADING CARD

Family-table funny. They'll read it out loud.

CARDCATURE / CC—S001NO. 001
99HP
LEGENDARY· FIRST EDITION
DADDY
DADDY portrait
● LIVE
Daddy
GRAVY95
THERMOSTAT12
CAPS LOCK78
SATNAV TRUST05
WD-40 FIX85
GAFFER TAPE82
70
RATING
▲ SPECIAL MOVE
TIP ROUTE LOCK

Once a route is established, it cannot be altered. Attempts to reroute are met with staunch denial, often blaming external navigation systems. Unwavering.

PICK A TONE · 5 QUESTIONS · WE GENERATE IT

£15 · ONE-OF-ONE PRINT · FREE UK DELIVERY

NOT FOR MUM OR DAD?FOR A KID→FOR A MATE→

MORE EXAMPLES

Same photo. From frame-it to a proper roast.

CARDCATURE / CC—S001NO. 001
99HP
LEGENDARY· FIRST EDITION
DADDY
DADDY portrait
● LIVE
Daddy
PIGGYBACKS99
DAD JOKES97
MONSTER CHECKS99
PANCAKE FLIPS91
FINDING SHOES14
BEING STRICT22
99
RATING
▲ SPECIAL MOVE
PIGGYBACK ENGINE

Says 'five more minutes' and means it. Checks for monsters every night. Has never lost a tickle fight.

CARDCATURE / DEDICATIONNO. 001
CC
▲ THE LEGEND OF
DADDY
Happy Father's Day Daddy — the best card in the whole world.
Ava & Sam2026
350GSM · UK● 001
CARDCATURE / CC—S001NO. 001
96HP
LEGENDARY· FIRST EDITION
MUM
MUM portrait
● LIVE
Mum
LIFTS99
KNOWING STUFF97
EMBARRASSING US94
GAMING PATIENCE31
SNACK BUDGET88
SAYING NO92
96
RATING
▲ SPECIAL MOVE
TAXI SERVICE

Drives us everywhere, knows everything, and is somehow embarrassing in every car park in Kent.

CARDCATURE / DEDICATIONNO. 001
CC
▲ THE LEGEND OF
MUM
Happy birthday Mum — the card we'd never swap.
Jess & Ollie2026
350GSM · UK● 001
CARDCATURE / CC—S001NO. 001
100HP
LEGENDARY· FIRST EDITION
DAD
DAD portrait
● LIVE
Dad
GRAVY99
THERMOSTAT99
TEXTING IN CAPS96
PARKING98
RECYCLING RULES97
ASKING FOR HELP03
100
RATING
▲ SPECIAL MOVE
THERMOSTAT PATROL

Has driven the same route to the tip every Sunday since 1998. Still says the SatNav's wrong.

CARDCATURE / DEDICATIONNO. 001
CC
▲ THE LEGEND OF
DAD
Happy 65th Dad — the rarest card in the pack.
Sarah & Tom2026
350GSM · UK● 001
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EVERY DETAIL, YOURS
  1. 01THEIR NAME + HPName or nickname in headline type, an HP score you control, and an accent colour you pick — the whole card follows it.
  2. 02THE PHOTO, THEIR WAYYour shot, cut out onto the card — as the original photo, anime, caricature, cartoon, chibi or 3D animated. One tap each.
  3. 03THE STATSSix stats drafted from what they're famous for at home. Rename and rate them yourself — bars, gauges, blocks or minimal.
  4. 04SPECIAL ABILITYTheir trait, named and rated. Drafted from your answers; you get final edit.
  5. 05A MESSAGE ON THE BACKFree. Your words in handwriting on the back, from you to them — or leave the back as art.
  6. 06THE FINISH350gsm matte press print in a clear perspex display case — thicker and stiffer than a pack card.
CARDCATURE / CC—S001NO. 001
99HP
LEGENDARY· FIRST EDITION
DADDY
DADDY portrait
● LIVE
Daddy
PIGGYBACKS99
DAD JOKES97
MONSTER CHECKS99
PANCAKE FLIPS91
FINDING SHOES14
BEING STRICT22
99
RATING
▲ SPECIAL MOVE
PIGGYBACK ENGINE

Says 'five more minutes' and means it. Checks for monsters every night. Has never lost a tickle fight.

WHY THIS ONE, NOT ANOTHER GIFT
A PRINT RUN OF ONE

One design, made for one person. Nobody else on earth has this card. Making one for their brother too? Every extra card in the same order is cheaper.

THE REAL THING — OF THEM

Trading cards are a phenomenon — collected, traded and displayed by millions. This isn't a novelty gift shaped like one; it's the product people already love, with their person on it.

A PREMIUM PRODUCT

Printed on 350gsm heavyweight stock — noticeably thicker and stiffer than the cards you pull from a shop pack. It feels premium before they've read a word of it.

PRESSED FOR ONE PERSON

Each card is individually printed and finished by a professional print house — made for your order, not pulled from a warehouse batch.

YOU MADE THIS

Their name, their stats, their special move — every line is yours. That's why it lands harder than anything off a shelf.

FREE PERSPEX DISPLAY CASE

Arrives in a clear display case with a stand — shelf-ready straight out of the envelope. Free UK delivery on every order.

IF IT'S NOT RIGHT, WE REPRINT IT

Photo didn't work? Stat we got wrong? Arrived looking sorry for itself? Tell us within 30 days and we'll print it again, free — and you keep the first one.

EXTRA PRINTS COST LESS

Add a card for each of them in one order — the first is the full price, every card after it is £7.50 (save 50%). They ship together in one parcel.

FAIR PRICING
WHY IT'S £15
ONE CARD
£15
CASE + STAND + FREE UK DELIVERY
EACH EXTRA CARD
£7.50
SAVE 50% · SAME ORDER, SHIPS TOGETHER
IT'S NOT JUST THE CARD

£15 is the card, the clear perspex display case AND the stand — everything it needs to go straight on the shelf, posted free.

NO RETAIL MARKUP

No shop shelf, no wholesaler, no middleman. You pay for print, case and postage — not overheads.

PRESSED INDIVIDUALLY

Every card is printed and finished for your order by professional printers — each one treated individually.

NO SHORTCUTS

Same press, same 350gsm heavyweight stock whether we make one card or a thousand.

THE PRACTICAL BITS

Delivery, reprints and your photo.

A clear, well-lit shot of their face, taken straight on — the kind of photo you'd already send to a mate. Bright daylight or a well-lit room beats flash. Avoid sunglasses, hats pulled low, heavy shadow across the face, and group shots where they're small in the frame. A normal phone photo is plenty; you don't need a proper camera. We cut the background out for you.

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What the kids call them.

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